? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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