I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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