I smell stomach acid.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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