maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
