I just made out with a guy for $7.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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