and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Green mimosas i think yes
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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