i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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