I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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