I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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