Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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