the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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