i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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