ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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