Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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