clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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