Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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