She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
sarcasm needs its own font
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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