I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We are two peas in an std pod
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
