I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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