A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Randomize
