is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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