let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it hurts more in the daytime
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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