next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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