North Korea, Best Korea!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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