the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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