I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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