"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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