He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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