what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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