it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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