Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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