her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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