Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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