the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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