do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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