He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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