I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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