its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
