And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
please come you make the beer taste better
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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