what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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