The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Farmville is her only friend.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
