The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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