girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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