Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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