I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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