I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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