I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
vagina is talking i cant
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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