She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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