You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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