This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The feeling are messing with the penis
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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