i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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