I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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