where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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