Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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